Still dying for a HELL Pizza? Don't fear, the Master has spoilt his followers with another secret recipe, the Mayhem. This can be altered to fit meatatarians, vegetarians and vegans.
Follow the below steps carefully, send us a picture of your wicked creation at HELL Pizza Facebook's page and you can be into win the real thing when our fires are burning bright again.
Put on your modified chef hat and start with the pizza base. Make your own dough by mixing a little yeast and sugar in some warm water. Let stand for 10 minutes and watch the devils work. Stir in flour, salt and oil. Beat it until smooth, then round the dough out to your desired pizza shape. You can find many recipes for this on the dark net.
To create Hell Pizza’s Mayhem in the home kitchen, HELL satay sauce is in order.
Use 200 grams of peanut butter, 200 grams of water, 1/4tsp chilli powder, ¼ black pepper, ½ tsp crushed garlic, 1 tsp marmalade and blend all together to create a devilish concoction.
Place a pot over the flames in your dungeon and simmer a vile of chopped tomatoes, stir in fresh mixed herbs.Use your sharpest blade to chop an onion into small squares, and season with your tears.
Use the breast of a sacrificed chicken, season with salt and give its soul to the fiery pits of your oven until cooked. Let it rest to cool and slice it into bite-able chunks and place over pizza. Over your dead body you’ll sacrifice a chicken? Simply swap out the chicken for Quorn pieces
While our Master accepts your sacrifice, chop up a green capsicum and prepare it for the fires.
1. Stretch out your pizza base
2. Apply an unhealthy dose of your base sauce
3. To ensure the ingredients don’t slip off and scolder you, sprinkle a claw full of cheese on top of the base sauce. For the vegan inclined, swap this out with plant-based cheese grown from the gardens of HELL.
4. Now add a sprinkling of onion.
5. Apply an unholy amount of HELL’s (not so secret now) Satay sauce.
6. Add the roasted breast of the Sacrificed chicken.
7. Then add the sliced capsicums.
8. Dollop some sweet chilli sauce over the pizza. Your choice on how much.. if you have a death wish and want to give me your soul, add the whole bottle.
9. Top it off with your satay potion and 666 pieces of mozzarella or vegan cheese.
Put the pizza in the hot as HELL oven until cooked. This will provide all the oral pleasure you need for your ravenous appetite!
Sooner we're out of lockdown, the sooner you can feast upon the real-deal, so stay at home and be safe!